Every once in a while, we all need a good joke. Especially on Mondays. Here is a little humor I received in the mail this morning.
It is important to understand that many times attorneys are required to ask the odd, or crazy question to develop a factual basis. That being said, sometimes there are limits on what crazy questions an attorney should ask.
The following quotes are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
I hope you enjoyed a little laugh today. Should you need an attorney that will be a little more... intelligent in his questioning, please contact us to discuss your case.
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